The Open Guide to London: the free London guide

Grumpy buggers. Not as bad as New Yorkers, though, apparently.

The worse fing about living in London are all the ‘professional’ northerners and whiners slagging off London and Londoners. If yew ‘ate it 'ere so much fuck off back ter wherever yew come from! Alan (born ‘n’ bred Londoner).

In the words of Paul Weller (in Strange Town, a fantastic song about London): "don't know, don't care, and I gotta go mate!"